The first humble scroam is difficult to define, and has caused divides between the scroam scholars (or to use the technical term, scrolars.) Was it the original river scroam, back in the balmy summer of '09, when bikes were ridden gleefully in the babbling brook of UEA. Reaching back further than that, we can see the building blocks of scroam, incorporating perhaps a mix of NAF Parkour days, when shitty food would be consumed, and cycle rides around the suburban landscape of sunny Norwich. In many people's opinion, the first 'true' scroame was the original overnighter. A quick scout of Boggy Marsh, now a frequent scroamers' haunt, had revealed it as a perfect location, and soon a scoram that would go down in legend was born.
This scroam defined what was to be. The speakers, now superseded by the 'Beefkers' played an important role, blasting out soulful scroam anthems like 'Firestarter' and 'Oblivionion.' Waitrose proved itself to provide excellent quality goods, such as bread, pies, burgers and fire for an excellent price. The scroam was a phenomenal success, with a whole dead tree being burned to fuel the industrial scroam-fires for over 10 hours. Some say that this scroam cannot be topped,and many feel it represents the golden pinnacle, after which future adventures will slide gloomily towards shitness.
Over time, scroams diversified. More introductions, like the 'Alcoscroam' 'Gameboy Scroam' and the ever popular 'Snoam' increased the range or outings to participate in. As more mighty areas are discovered, such as the UEA Crater, Caister ruins and Billy's back garden, the range of scroamers increases. Many miles were covered in vehicles, with many scroamers having to repair or replace their wheeled stallions after particularly vigorous escapades, with new two wheeled terrors being added to the fleet.
What does the future hold for scroaming? Many plans have been formulated and scenarios discussed among top ranking think tanks,with ever more ambitious projects being discussed and planned. Only time will tell what mighty quests will be had by our hardy (and handsome) adventurers.
Over time, scroams diversified. More introductions, like the 'Alcoscroam' 'Gameboy Scroam' and the ever popular 'Snoam' increased the range or outings to participate in. As more mighty areas are discovered, such as the UEA Crater, Caister ruins and Billy's back garden, the range of scroamers increases. Many miles were covered in vehicles, with many scroamers having to repair or replace their wheeled stallions after particularly vigorous escapades, with new two wheeled terrors being added to the fleet.
What does the future hold for scroaming? Many plans have been formulated and scenarios discussed among top ranking think tanks,with ever more ambitious projects being discussed and planned. Only time will tell what mighty quests will be had by our hardy (and handsome) adventurers.
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